"Yes, well, we're really sorry for messing everybody about for the last thousand years. We've looked back through the records and we reckon that the problem started when William of Normandy decided Britain looked like a nice place to live, and after subduing the peace-loving natives became a bit of a barsteward. So if you really, really want reparitions, we suggest you petition the Government of Norway."
We were on time for both World Wars, we supported the US in their grand schemes for oil [aka Iraqi Freedom] and actually think that some of you are OK. You have few friends on this planet ... cherish those you have.
Well Blue I call it like I see it, yes you support the United States or at least your government does, however I wouldn't say the British people do and once there is a change in government I do wonder if there would be a thaw in our special realtionship. Countries do not have friends they have interests.