A shameless plug....

#1
OK it's Valentines and your in trouble if you haven't sorted out a gift. Fine if you're in Blighty... the traditional flowers and love lolly will go down a treat... but what if you're on Ops...???

Well how about this... a silver necklace (£16 a third what you'd pay normally) without bullet. My missus nabbed one from my stock before I came home to check the post. New on 7-62.com as of today. Problem is that you'd have to order today or tommorrow to get it on time (Mon 1600hrs at a stretch)

So that's it... plug over.

 
#3
Ideal if your other half is fifteen or a caravan dwelling benefit scrounger.
 
#4
The bullet I wish to give to a loved one is still in the case which is chambered.

Women are whores and need to be culled before and after their openings have been gang raped.
 
#5
And one last one for the ladies... you know he deserves it...

Now prove you've got more money than sense and that you love him more than he could know and are proud of his devotion to his country and family and ... and... and...

Every single Arrser wants one... (honest... trust me... thousands wouldn't)



Solid Sterling Silver Zippo (1941 style)... The perfect PoW bribe to get you past Oberstampfubenfuhrer Szzzmitt at the gate and back home soon.

That's it: the end. I'm done now... Any other pictures of shameless plus here please
 
#6
Geordie_Blerk said:
The bullet I wish to give to a loved one is still in the case which is chambered.

Women are whores and need to be culled before and after their openings have been gang raped.
Nice one GB. Do they allow you to carry a gun as part of your job?

I can just imagine what the press would make of this.
 
#7
Geordie_Blerk said:
The bullet I wish to give to a loved one is still in the case which is chambered.

Women are whores and need to be culled before and after their openings have been gang raped.
Bloody hell GB, it's time you went to a group and said "I have issues"... Yo're either looking at a loney life or Shameless Plug No2!
 
#8
kahonen said:
Nice one GB. Do they allow you to carry a gun as part of your job?

I can just imagine what the press would make of this.
You've obviously not read much stuff in the NAAFI then...
 
#10
kahonen said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
The bullet I wish to give to a loved one is still in the case which is chambered.

Women are whores and need to be culled before and after their openings have been gang raped.
Nice one GB. Do they allow you to carry a gun as part of your job?

I can just imagine what the press would make of this.
A rifle or weapon, yes but carry a gun? My arms aren't big enough.

You're a civvie.
 
#11
If you care to include the QRIH and UDR badges then I'll give you a sale, but they're not in your gallery.
 
#14
Badger_Heed said:
BaldricksBullet said:
That picture would be more true to life if it was smeared in faeces, clots of blood and had a smattering of thick, black anal hairs on it.
No... if you could only see the base on the arrse of a teenage botty fresh of the "I ran away from home" train at Kings Cross... then that'd be erotic!

Oh sh1t... you've got to me MDN... I've hit the bottom ( :thumleft: and seem to have a condom on my thumb). Note in girly diary: stop logging onto ARRSE
 
#18
Your UDR one is fine but here's a better one of QRIH. Just remove the green background.
 

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