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A Sexual Scenario

#1
Right, you've just taken your lady out to see a boring romantic film and a over priced meal.

She wants to re-pay you for your "kindness" (get in :hump: )

So, she goes down on you with the eagerness of a mong to a ice cream, dribble everywhere.

Obviously you don't tell her whats about to happen and shoot your gravy in her mouth. She swallows, shes a classy bird, then she comes up for a proper frenchie kiss.

What do you do?

Do you take the kiss and risk the taste of your own man-fat?

Or, do you say OI NO filthy bitch wash your mouth out.
 
#8
allyjs said:
Right, you've just taken your lady out to see a boring romantic film and a over priced meal.

She wants to re-pay you for your "kindness" (get in :hump: )

So, she goes down on you with the eagerness of a mong to a ice cream, dribble everywhere.

Obviously you don't tell her whats about to happen and shoot your gravy in her mouth. She swallows, shes a classy bird, then she comes up for a proper frenchie kiss.

What do you do?

Do you take the kiss and risk the taste of your own man-fat?

Or, do you say OI NO filthy bitch wash your mouth out.
You get your own back by giving her a hoop Dhobi then give her a shitty kiss.

Or always make sure there is a drink near by for her to freashen her breath with.
 
#11
For the full on taste experience, shoot your load up her, then give her a good licking afterwards.

Alternatively, see if you can get the job of 'stoker' on a 'train', then you get to taste all your mates' leavings as well.
 
#15
Vimeiro said:
You should snowball yourself repeatedly until you get used to the taste and it doesn't become a shock to you.
LOL how often does this have to be done to become de-sensitised? Does it require rib removal, i'm thinking of the bank balance here?
 
#17
allyjs said:
What do you do?

Do you take the kiss and risk the taste of your own man-fat?

Or, do you say OI NO filthy bitch wash your mouth out.
Feasting on your own baby gravy has to be one step away from investing in Liza Minelli's classic collection and your own manbag!

My advice would be.......

When you have blown your beans, grab her round the throat................... with your other hand caress your scrotum before violently dragging your balls accross her head. (Remembering to award yourself extra points for leaving a perfect line of bag residue from chin to forhead.)

Finish off with a driving elbow to the bridge of her nose............ forcing her to regurgitate the spaff with some claret on the floor. Adopt the press up postion & see how many times you can dip your still erect nob in it.

Give it a whirl.
 
#18
allyjs said:
Vimeiro said:
You should snowball yourself repeatedly until you get used to the taste and it doesn't become a shock to you.
LOL how often does this have to be done to become de-sensitised? Does it require rib removal, i'm thinking of the bank balance here?
Just spaff into your hand like you're holding an icecream cone and neck it in a oner, just don't forget that if you are doing this at your parents house during Sunday dinner, put down the fork first.

And the rabbit punch in the back of your own neck.
 
#19
sandmanfez said:
smiler_2733 said:
going to say a woman would need re-paying for that lol.....yes and always use your manners. It can turn girls on....lol
Fair enough...............salt and vinegar?
If i did anything which i thought would need re-paying i would lol. As you say its only fair and also fun...lol...
 
#20
allyjs said:
Vimeiro said:
You should snowball yourself repeatedly until you get used to the taste and it doesn't become a shock to you.
LOL how often does this have to be done to become de-sensitised? Does it require rib removal, i'm thinking of the bank balance here?
About a week.
 

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