A serious question

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  1. Do they still issue those 'Tarmac slapper' pumps for PT these days in the Army?

    The things you used to have to whiten with that stuff that looked like toothpaste mixed with water?
     
  2. Have you considered suicide?
     
  3. Fuck off you twat
     
  4. A simple 'yes' or 'no' would have done??

    Its a serious question because I have a brand new pair at home and I'm thinking of ebaying them
     
  5. I can give you another suggestion for what you can do with them.
     
  6. Car boot?


    I find you cant get as much as you can on ebay
     
  7. Beat yourself to death with them.
     
  8. Read my mind. Just seen your come clean thread. you need to get out more fella. :cry:
     
  9. :D

    Unless the dermatitis from the whitener killed you first
     
  10. I know.

    It is my day off though and it's a bit cold to do anything else really
     
  11. If you made yourself a corpse you could join in being cold.
     
  12. I'm ex REME.

    I struggle to make my own bed let alone a corpse
     
  13. Throw yourself off a high building then.
     
  14. I used to get nosebleeds scrimming up a TM
     
  15. Then drown yourself, why am I doing the thinking here.