A Serious Question about Gayers!

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  1. So if there was this possibly gay bloke who seemed to want to get you horizontal but was giving you free stuff, would you go along with it until the actual homosexuality thing came into...errr...play, as it were?
  2. You mean you're being groomed?
  3. Whats this free stuff, a hot sausage injection and a mouthfull of salty listerine?
  4. What free stuff are you getting? :twisted:
  5. Free lube!!
  6. /has a new camera
  7. So he wants to take some "pictures" 8O

  8. I think you'll find that the correct term is 'Gayist'.
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Don't run! I promised it wouldn't hurt. But now that you have told everyone else, I may have to be strict with you!
  10. Depends, he sounds 'gayest' to me!
  11. A AFV track pin and cur clip would fit ...well lubed!!!!
  12. Whats he got in his pocket for you?
  13. Do they 'mate' that way?
  14. Here's some free advice...take the camera!, they are expensive and you might only feel cheap for a while afterwards.
  15. What kind of camera?

    If just a cheap Canon or some other bólloxs them kick him in the nadgers.

    If however it is a Hasselblad CF-39MS then I would happily take it up the ricker without lube for one :)

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