A Scottish Tale

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by iraqimac, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

    A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

    The man replies,
    'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

    The keeper takes a deep breathe and replies,
    'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!