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A Scottish Tale

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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper takes a deep breathe and replies,
'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
 

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