A saussage

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Kaye, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A homosexual walks into a butchers' and orders a 'large saussage'.
    The butcher replies: "Do you want that sliced, sir?"
    To which the poof replies: "Off course not! My arrse ain't no slotmachine!"