A sad day for blokes of a certain age:

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. There is no point in telling us that if you are not going to post a linky to some video proof of the act.
  3. Long as Ms. Roberts, Sharon Stone or KZJ the welsh cracker are all straight and still like pork , this isn't such bad news. Be honest, how many of us would get anywhere near them in any case . But the ideas are much more entertaining.
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Sadly. there are (as far as I am aware), no videographic representations involving the lovely Ms Foster.

    This is obviously an "Epic Fail" on the part of her partner of 20 years.
  5. I've just decided that shampooing the downstairs carpets would be more interesting than reading any more ARRSE today.
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  6. Jodie Foster is gay?

    Surely not!

    This is the best kept secret since it was discovered that Ursids do indeed defecate in woods.
  7. Well, the ladies do appreciate having the downstairs carpets er, shampooed.
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Actually since discovering that the previous Pontiff was, indeed, both a Catholic and a Pole.
  9. But Cydney Bernard .... could have done better
  10. She's a skinny, skeletal bint. The carpet munchers can have her.
  11. When I read the headline, I thought it would read 'Cliff Richard kicks in back doors' or something equally upsetting of that ilk.

    JF never did it for me, even though Taxi Driver rates as a top cult fillum.
  12. There is treatment available for her affliction>

    Volunteers form a line behind me.
  13. Well I would never have fucked her anyway, but atleast now get to add her to my wank images.
  14. Of course not, and neither is George Clooney

    You'll be telling us Tom Cruise is a woofter next