A quiet round of golf with the wife

A man staggered into the casualty department of a hospital, he had severe concussion, two black eyes, multiple bruising and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him "What happened to you?"
The man managed to croak..."Well, my wife and I were having a quiet round of golf, we were playing the eighth..., a difficult hole at the best of times....., anyway, we both sliced our balls into a field full of cattle.
We went to look for them and as we were walking round, I noticed that one of the cows had something white at it's rear end.
I went over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's initials on it....stuck right in the centre of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife "Hey this looks like yours! "
I don't remember much after that.." :eye:
Already done:-


Butt, still funny ;)

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