A Question of Choice....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by seanbean, Nov 30, 2012.

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  1. Which half do you prefer - and why?

    (It's a tough one. Obviously the one on the left can make you sandwiches, but then the one on the right has more options for "accommodation")
     

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  2. The one on the right will be quieter until it farts. The one on the left can be taught to swallow. The one on the right will need constant cleaning and will produce shit. The one on the left will be self cleaning but will produce verbal shit. The one on the right can run away but not have any idea of where it's going. The one on the left can see where it is going but has no fucking idea how to get there.

    carry on ...
     
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  3. and you can always gag the one on the left