A question for the Ladies...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Flagrantviolator, Nov 23, 2007.

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  1. I have a habitual question I often ask the weaker sex. It goes " how do you define integrity?" Ive not once recieved a satisfactory answer from a female. Is this because it's a foreign concept that they really don't comprehend? I hope not. So ladies, define the word, please
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What was the question?


    It's all blank. Or maybe it's the drugs.
     
  3. Have they upped your medication OFnH?
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought it was just me.. However still can't see anything.
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ah, if only they would. They insist on giving it to me orally!

    I wondered what the question was, for the ladies, since I like to keep current.
     
  6. Well the question for me is stockings or hold ups?
    Or i could just stick to the thick support tights as normal, what with my corn beef legs.
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Usually any question I ask is met by the same answer; 'not while have breath!'

    But, stockings are the way to go.
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    This is like a free for all.

    Ladies, Does it always taste like that?
     
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    My cat's breath smells of poo!
     
  10. Ladies, why don't you like getting "spunky red eye"?
     
  11. The question i like to pose to ladies on our 1st meet is .. "do you swallow?" :lol:
     
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I tried that once. Two bottles of Dom perignon later I had the answer, but it only related to champers!
     
  13. Sorry ,was cloaked due to indiscretions. Should be able to see question now.
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not so much fun now.
     
  15. Eh? Sorry me no comprehend.

    Say it again from "I have a..." and type it slowly, as I read slowly.