A question for the Ladies...

#1
I have a habitual question I often ask the weaker sex. It goes " how do you define integrity?" Ive not once recieved a satisfactory answer from a female. Is this because it's a foreign concept that they really don't comprehend? I hope not. So ladies, define the word, please
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#2
What was the question?


It's all blank. Or maybe it's the drugs.
 

B_AND_T

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#4
I thought it was just me.. However still can't see anything.
 

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#5
Ah, if only they would. They insist on giving it to me orally!

I wondered what the question was, for the ladies, since I like to keep current.
 
#6
Well the question for me is stockings or hold ups?
Or i could just stick to the thick support tights as normal, what with my corn beef legs.
 

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#7
Usually any question I ask is met by the same answer; 'not while have breath!'

But, stockings are the way to go.
 

B_AND_T

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#8
This is like a free for all.

Ladies, Does it always taste like that?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#9
My cat's breath smells of poo!
 

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#12
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
The question i like to pose to ladies on our 1st meet is .. "do you swallow?" :lol:
I tried that once. Two bottles of Dom perignon later I had the answer, but it only related to champers!
 
#13
Sorry ,was cloaked due to indiscretions. Should be able to see question now.
 

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#14
Not so much fun now.
 
#15
Flagrantviolator said:
I have a habitual question I often ask the weaker sex. It goes " how do you define integrity?" Ive not once recieved a satisfactory answer from a female. Is this because it's a foreign concept that they really don't comprehend? I hope not. So ladies, define the word, please
Eh? Sorry me no comprehend.

Say it again from "I have a..." and type it slowly, as I read slowly.
 

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#16
Wishful_Thinking said:
Flagrantviolator said:
I have a habitual question I often ask the weaker sex. It goes " how do you define integrity?" Ive not once recieved a satisfactory answer from a female. Is this because it's a foreign concept that they really don't comprehend? I hope not. So ladies, define the word, please
Eh? Sorry me no comprehend.

Say it again from "I have a..." and type it slowly, as I read slowly.
I think, if he is talking about integrity, he means that when he promises not to ejaculate all over her dress, he means it!
 
#17
Do you fcuk on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me?!
 

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#19
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Wishful_Thinking said:
Flagrantviolator said:
I have a habitual question I often ask the weaker sex. It goes " how do you define integrity?" Ive not once recieved a satisfactory answer from a female. Is this because it's a foreign concept that they really don't comprehend? I hope not. So ladies, define the word, please
Eh? Sorry me no comprehend.

Say it again from "I have a..." and type it slowly, as I read slowly.
I think, if he is talking about integrity, he means that when he promises not to ejaculate all over her dress, he means it!
How about if he spaffs over her face and it drips onto the dress by accident.
 
#20
Surely that's an Act of God?!
 
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