A question for Bamber (Phil)

#1
I noticed he'd already received an OT tag when I looked at his his latest offering of crap this morning, which is I think some kind of record.
I was following another thread when this waste of skin posted about deporting anyone who doesn't conform to whatever the BNP say is being British.
The BNP aren't too sure themselves.
They used to think it was a sort of Nazi saluting, shaved ape, sloping forehead type in a pilot jacket hating lefties, Jews, queers and effnics.
These days it seems to be a sort of Nazi saluting, shaved ape, sloping forehead type in a pilot jacket hating lefties, Jews, queers and effhnics (except for them effnics wot does like wot Nick says-whatever that is this week).
I'm Scottish, (don't start me on the SNP-bunch of sad backward little w4nkers), I've lived in England since I was 18, I would say I'm British. Whenever anyone asks me at an immigration desk what my nationality is I always state “British”,

My questions to Phil are:
What do you believe constitutes being British?
And can someone be a true Brit and be gay, or Muslim, or atheist, or a socialist?
 
#2
Please can I refer you to the FAQ page below:

ARRSE FAQ said:
Oxygen Thief tag
If a user has an 'oxygen thief' tag in their medal block, it is because they have already been warned about posting drivel in the forums privately, ignored the friendly warning and have been publicly named and shamed. Do not respond to those with this tag, as they are generally attention seeking dullards.
ARRSE FAQ Link

Please don't encourage him. If you're curious, PM him and post any replies if they're worthy of public consumption. Otherwise it's the same old same old. And I can't bear any more of him.

Thanks in advance for your understanding. :D
You know it makes sense.
 

Biped

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#3
inbredyokel666 said:
My questions to Phil are:
1. What do you believe constitutes being British?


2. And can someone be a true Brit and be gay, or Muslim, or atheist, or a socialist?
Lemme help him and you out.

Answer to 1: Hating Johnny Foreigner, going out in the midday sun, Pims, Burberry, mash-ups on a Saturday night, and buying, wearing owning everything that's made abroad by Johnny Foreigner cos we no longer make it.

2: No. That's only happened because of the twisted influence of Johnny Foreigner.
 
#4
Biped said:
inbredyokel666 said:
My questions to Phil are:
1. What do you believe constitutes being British?


2. And can someone be a true Brit and be gay, or Muslim, or atheist, or a socialist?
Lemme help him and you out.

Answer to 1: Hating Johnny Foreigner, going out in the midday sun, Pims, Burberry, mash-ups on a Saturday night, and buying, wearing owning everything that's made abroad by Johnny Foreigner cos we no longer make it.

2: No. That's only happened because of the twisted influence of Johnny Foreigner.
What he said :)

anyway, sod the BNP, I am voting UKIP, a wasted vote still shows you dont give a fcuk
 
#5
Fat_Cav said:
Please can I refer you to the FAQ page below:

ARRSE FAQ said:
Oxygen Thief tag
If a user has an 'oxygen thief' tag in their medal block, it is because they have already been warned about posting drivel in the forums privately, ignored the friendly warning and have been publicly named and shamed. Do not respond to those with this tag, as they are generally attention seeking dullards.
ARRSE FAQ Link

Please don't encourage him. If you're curious, PM him and post any replies if they're worthy of public consumption. Otherwise it's the same old same old. And I can't bear any more of him.

Thanks in advance for your understanding. :D
You know it makes sense.



Fair enough Fat Cav, if the Mods want to pull this one, no worries.
I'm not really curious, I suffer from low self esteem...have an inferiority complex. Seeing how monumentally stupid eejits like this can be, and reading their bile make me feel better...about being me.

I just wanted to know how much of an idiot he actually is.
 
#6
inbredyokel666 said:
Fat_Cav said:
Please can I refer you to the FAQ page below:

ARRSE FAQ said:
Oxygen Thief tag
If a user has an 'oxygen thief' tag in their medal block, it is because they have already been warned about posting drivel in the forums privately, ignored the friendly warning and have been publicly named and shamed. Do not respond to those with this tag, as they are generally attention seeking dullards.
ARRSE FAQ Link

Please don't encourage him. If you're curious, PM him and post any replies if they're worthy of public consumption. Otherwise it's the same old same old. And I can't bear any more of him.

Thanks in advance for your understanding. :D
You know it makes sense.



Fair enough Fat Cav, if the Mods want to pull this one, no worries.
I'm not really curious, I suffer from low self esteem...have an inferiority complex. Seeing how monumentally stupid eejits like this can be, and reading their bile make me feel better...about being me.

I just wanted to know how much of an idiot he actually is.
If you can suffer reading the majority of his posts then you'll see.

I heard that LIons are really vicious but I'm not really that interested in finding out how vicious. I know, Crap analogy :roll:
 
#7
inbredyokel666 said:
And can someone be a true Brit and be gay, or Muslim, or atheist,
Certainly not. Furthermore, there are plans to introduce rules that establish nobody's ancestors back to the second generation contain anybody of these categories. However, such people can obtain a certificate of 2nd class citizenship if they have served in the Armed Forces (and perhaps the RAF), Fire Service or Polizei ... oops, I meant Police. Everybody else in the above categories will be repatriated.

or a socialist?
Only, because they're proud of their Country, if they are National Socialists.
 
#12
True, we'll have one for every 35,000,000 citizens until the creaking infrastructure implodes under the pressure and drives us into famine and cannibalism.
 
#14
Oh, and there was a small piece of me thinking/hoping he hadn't posted for a few days because he was one of the firemen that had been killed :cry:
 
#15
Drop them anywhere along the Barkly Highway and they'll think they're on Mars. The fun will start when they realise that the most interesting thing to do there is to observe the curvature of the earth. Then their heads will cave in.
 
#17
mistersoft said:
auscam said:
Plenty of what? (takes cover) :)
Crows?
They can be stoned, apparently. I imagine a drunken crow can be pretty vicious.

Still, there may be merit in repatriating non-citizens to Australia. There's plenty of Lebensraum ... oops, again ... living room there. We can tell them, and the world, they're being send to enjoy Homer Simpson Dessert. Open a showcase McDonald at Dalhousie Springs and that'll get them volunteering. Of course, they won't actually be the part of the Simpson Desert they'll be going to, but ...
 
#18
britbeagle said:
amazing__lobster said:
Oh, and there was a small piece of me thinking/hoping he hadn't posted for a few days because he was one of the firemen that had been killed :cry:
since when have you been that lucky???
I know, and I still find it hard to believe that I get so wound up by somebody whose posts I can't really understand - it's like he types using the palm of hands. But even so, they still manage conjure up images of Alf Garnet sat in front of a PC, crazily bashing away any random thought he has into his keyboard to post on ARRSE.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
Excognito said:
mistersoft said:
auscam said:
Plenty of what? (takes cover) :)
Crows?
They can be stoned, apparently. I imagine a drunken crow can be pretty vicious.

Still, there may be merit in repatriating non-citizens to Australia. There's plenty of Lebensraum ... oops, again ... living room there. We can tell them, and the world, they're being send to enjoy Homer Simpson Dessert. Open a showcase McDonald at Dalhousie Springs and that'll get them volunteering. Of course, they won't actually be the part of the Simpson Desert they'll be going to, but ...
when does a desert look like a shower? 8O
 
#20
Biped said:
Excognito said:
mistersoft said:
auscam said:
Plenty of what? (takes cover) :)
Crows?
They can be stoned, apparently. I imagine a drunken crow can be pretty vicious.

Still, there may be merit in repatriating non-citizens to Australia. There's plenty of Lebensraum ... oops, again ... living room there. We can tell them, and the world, they're being send to enjoy Homer Simpson Dessert. Open a showcase McDonald at Dalhousie Springs and that'll get them volunteering. Of course, they won't actually be the part of the Simpson Desert they'll be going to, but ...
when does a desert look like a shower? 8O
Oh. I see your point. Perhaps mobile shower units? We could look after the environment by rezykloncycling the ethnic cleansing products?

We've long wondered what to do with the Foreigners, Infidels(*), Nancy-Boys, Atheists and Liebour cabinet ministers. Looks like we may have a Solution to the FINAL Question. I'm sure you all wannasee it implemented.

I'm getting one of my headaches again - got a funny feeling of deja vu. Maybe I'd better go and clean the guns; that normally calms me down.

(*) All non-Christians are, by definition, infidels.
 

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