A publicly outed walt

#4
nark said:
Was he a member of ARRSE? He should be, this website is awash with Walter Mittys.
You're not wrong! I wasn't even born in '67!
 
#6
#9
And on an other point, I'm not a monkey picking my nose, well I'm not a monkey...
 
#11
gobbyidiot said:
He was a Captain in the Boys Brigade.

The fascist.
But are you a gobby idiot? Or just walting as one?
 
#12
and im not austrian or a prayingmantis
 
#13
I am a dog
 
#14
I've just come from an early evening Pint in Yates in Woking. There's a guy there in desert combats, Marine cap badge and an eye patch. He's giving it the "I'm just back from Helmand" c*ap, drank his Pint with his beret on and then started bulling his boots. If anyone is in the Woking area and wants to beat the c*ap out of him he's still in Yates Bar. This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
 
#15
Negligent-Discharge said:
This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
Stop Waltism, they can walt if they want, a walt is for life not just christmas!
 
#16
Negligent-Discharge said:
I've just come from an early evening Pint in Yates in Woking. There's a guy there in desert combats, Marine cap badge and an eye patch. He's giving it the "I'm just back from Helmand" c*ap, drank his Pint with his beret on and then started bulling his boots. If anyone is in the Woking area and wants to beat the c*ap out of him he's still in Yates Bar. This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
I saw him in town earlier too. He was sat outside one of the coffee bars near the Peacock Centre. I thought that he was just another bloke that had been out selling poppies. Never paid him much attention to be honest.

Oh, and I'm not really Travis_Bickle.


Editted to add: "Why the fcuk would anyone bull their boots in the pub FFS?"
 
#17
Negligent-Discharge said:
I've just come from an early evening Pint in Yates in Woking. There's a guy there in desert combats, Marine cap badge and an eye patch. He's giving it the "I'm just back from Helmand" c*ap, drank his Pint with his beret on and then started bulling his boots. If anyone is in the Woking area and wants to beat the c*ap out of him he's still in Yates Bar. This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
Why didn't you do it then? You could have slapped him right in his pirate patch by sneaking up on his blindside.
 
#18
Negligent-Discharge said:
I've just come from an early evening Pint in Yates in Woking. There's a guy there in desert combats, Marine cap badge and an eye patch. He's giving it the "I'm just back from Helmand" c*ap, drank his Pint with his beret on and then started bulling his boots. If anyone is in the Woking area and wants to beat the c*ap out of him he's still in Yates Bar. This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
If he offends you so, why didn't you beat the crap out of him? He is only a walt after all?
 
#20
Travis_Bickle said:
Negligent-Discharge said:
I've just come from an early evening Pint in Yates in Woking. There's a guy there in desert combats, Marine cap badge and an eye patch. He's giving it the "I'm just back from Helmand" c*ap, drank his Pint with his beret on and then started bulling his boots. If anyone is in the Woking area and wants to beat the c*ap out of him he's still in Yates Bar. This only applies to ex-mob/current mob and not the Walts on this site.

What a cnut :x
I saw him in town earlier too. He was sat outside one of the coffee bars near the Peacock Centre. I thought that he was just another bloke that had been out selling poppies. Never paid him much attention to be honest.

Oh, and I'm not really Travis_Bickle.


Editted to add: "Why the fcuk would anyone bull their boots in the pub FFS?"
I saw him too. He'd just said somethnig to his mate about car insurence and then this fat gastropodic chair moistener barged up and started singing GO COMPARE......GO COMPARE......Not being a fan of walting opera singers I ripped out his ovaries and stufed them full with all the spunduliks I could find.
 

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