a proper wind up merchant

#1
ok so i am the kind of guy that will wind up random middle class know it alls on the virgin train on the way to and from work, now this is currently mine and a mates favorite past time till we depart for work.

everyone knows middle class snobery is the worst as they earn enough to wear ok clothes but not enough to sit in first class, and still walk talk and act like they are better then everyone else in the carriage. these are the people we aim for just for kicks. by sitting next to them and using profanities and acting like cunts.

this is just a wind up and it makes me chuckle when we get a real good bite of someone it makes it worth it.

how far would you go to get a bite?

and is this too disrespectful?
 
#2
ok so i am the kind of guy that will wind up random middle class know it alls on the virgin train on the way to and from work, now this is currently mine and a mates favorite past time till we depart for work.

everyone knows middle class snobery is the worst as they earn enough to wear ok clothes but not enough to sit in first class, and still walk talk and act like they are better then everyone else in the carriage. these are the people we aim for just for kicks. by sitting next to them and using profanities and acting like cunts.

this is just a wind up and it makes me chuckle when we get a real good bite of someone it makes it worth it.

how far would you go to get a bite?

and is this too disrespectful?
I HOPE YOU DIE xxx
 
#5
ok so i am the kind of guy that will wind up random middle class know it alls on the virgin train on the way to and from work, now this is currently mine and a mates favorite past time till we depart for work.

everyone knows middle class snobery is the worst as they earn enough to wear ok clothes but not enough to sit in first class, and still walk talk and act like they are better then everyone else in the carriage. these are the people we aim for just for kicks. by sitting next to them and using profanities and acting like cunts.

this is just a wind up and it makes me chuckle when we get a real good bite of someone it makes it worth it.

how far would you go to get a bite?

and is this too disrespectful?
Your a crazy mother fucker, can we be friends?

Bell end.
 
#7
bloody mongs get everywhere
 
#8
........... Twat



















Get this thread to the hole NOW !!
 
#9
get back in scum class you serf
if only they did a scum class, they would put all the pompus middle class erectile disfunctional fuck brains in there and normal down to earth people who dont look down at a lad who wears a hoodie because its cold kind of people dont Misinterpret this as we do it to all kinds of people just people who look at us like we should be quarantine because we wear jeans and t shirts and the ocasional hoodie when the weather is shit
 
#11
Gman your just making yourself look like a cunt in front of others ! ...... Or is it the jealousy just kicking in because deep down you'd swap with them in a heart beat ..... Should have done better in school !!
 
#14
ok so i am the kind of guy that will wind up random middle class know it alls on the virgin train on the way to and from work, now this is currently mine and a mates favorite past time till we depart for work.
You need to get out more. A hobby perhaps... Even a girlfriend who doesn't require a bike pump.

everyone knows middle class snobery is the worst
I disagree. Nothing worse than inverse snobbery, which is clearly just thinly disguised jealousy.

as they earn enough to wear ok clothes
I'm guessing still more than you though.

but not enough to sit in first class
I can afford to travel 1st Class, I just prefer not to... Especially as I can afford a car of my own as well :)

, and still walk talk and act like they are better then everyone else in the carriage.
In your case, they are!

these are the people we aim for just for kicks. by sitting next to them and using profanities and acting like cunts.
See what I mean? They know how to behave with decorum in public.

this is just a wind up and it makes me chuckle when we get a real good bite of someone it makes it worth it.
Then you need to get yourself to a clinic and get your sense of humour recalibrated.

how far would you go to get a bite?
5 minute drive to the local Chinese.

and is this too disrespectful?
Yes. You are a cunt! Perhaps mummy should have administered a few more smacks on your botty to teach you how to behave.
 
#15
ok so i am the kind of guy that will wind up random middle class know it alls on the virgin train on the way to and from work, now this is currently mine and a mates favorite past time till we depart for work.

everyone knows middle class snobery is the worst as they earn enough to wear ok clothes but not enough to sit in first class, and still walk talk and act like they are better then everyone else in the carriage. these are the people we aim for just for kicks. by sitting next to them and using profanities and acting like cunts.

this is just a wind up and it makes me chuckle when we get a real good bite of someone it makes it worth it.

how far would you go to get a bite?

and is this too disrespectful?
You're proper mental. I wish I was in your gang. One day, if I try really hard, can I be as cool as you?

How about next time, just for a laugh, you throw yourself under the train instead.

Spastic.
 
#17
Mind you...can i just tell you about this little gizmo i picked up in japan - push the button and it kills all mobile phone signals within its radius...I like to use use it on the rattler from East Croydon when i'm going up to The Rag for a bit of dinner.
 
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Zarathustra

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#18
Wow, those people who work hard so they can afford nice things must be so burned, you're a cretin. I don't think you're a journo any more, I just think you're a bellend
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#19
Gman your just making yourself look like a cunt in front of others ! ...... Or is it the jealousy just kicking in because deep down you'd swap with them in a heart beat ..... Should have done better in school !!
Are you certain that he's actually left school? (Expulsion for non-attendance doesn't count).
 
#20
Yh i left lol i jst personally find it a bit funny when people get vex and wound up hence the thread name but maybe that isnt clear enuf, im a wind up merchant n to b honest its funny readin this and see how mny people vex about it. Id wake u up wiv pots n pans n piss in ur beer if i fort u would rise to it n do it back n have a game of windin each other up. But thts me its a bit of a giggle
B4 life gets serious n we all het lost in the abyss of depression.
 
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