A present for George

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Dec 24, 2008.

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  1. As an outgoing President, I am sure it is a tearful and emotional time when all the recognition presents come in. I'm sure my bunch of bananas will be well-received.
  2. Abso-FUCKING-lutely mental.
  3. Too many shandys at lunchtime?
  4. Live near Heathrow, Bootie? Nah, I thought not. Rest assured that, therefore, the sound of roaring jet engines you regularly hear is not planes taking off, but merely concepts you're never going to grasp.
  5. :evil: My mommy says I'm speshul and musnt listen to you nasty men...
    ohh goody medicine time :D
  6. Your mom must be a distracted lady. Stressed even. I offer stress release courses for older ladies ( max limit 55), send her along.
  7. Well as soon as ya pay for the air fare... :roll:
  8. Christos, two seats? Are you mad?
  9. No and i've got a piece of paper to say so 8O
  10. Me too. I framed it.
  11. The septics think it's a diploma.
  12. :D
  13. how about a ticket to EPCOT so he can go on a world tour