A Pom in Aussie

A British man is drinking in a Sydney bar when his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.

Nobody can believe the weight but the Brit just shrugs and says, 'We make 'em big back home folks. My boy's typically British. A future “Lion” for sure".

Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Brit returns to the same bar. Barman says "we were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's.

The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks "what happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born".

The proud Brit father takes a slow swig from his VB bottle, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans forward and says: “Had him circumcised”.
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