a polish (wank)

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  1. Bill and Daphne have been residents at the resthome for some time, during which time they have come to an'" arrangement''. They watch the news and several of their favorite programs together in a discreet corner of the T.V. room each evening. And Daphne gives Bill a 'polish' at the same time.One evening Daphne comes to join Bill and finds her seat on the couch occupied by another woman. 'Bill, how could you!'she cries. You hardly know Bernice, and she is older than me! must be 90 if she's a day! Bill smiles, and says sheepishly, ' Yes, but she's got Parkinson's.