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A plea for prayer

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LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Virgil said:
I know this is the NAAFI, yet I think it is the best place to gather souls for him.

The wisdom of Rev Robert Tilton.

"Oh, that's the opening of the windows of heaven."
He's a funny bloke, with a bit of a problem. TBH, if priests and the like just stuck to doing interesting farts instead of sermons, I'd be more inclined to go to church.
 
#3
Biped said:
Virgil said:
I know this is the NAAFI, yet I think it is the best place to gather souls for him.

The wisdom of Rev Robert Tilton.

"Oh, that's the opening of the windows of heaven."
He's a funny bloke, with a bit of a problem. TBH, if priests and the like just stuck to doing interesting farts instead of sermons, I'd be more inclined to go to church.
Interesting farts? In what way interesting - volume, staying power, nasal hair removing qualities, ability to hold a tune?

What about if they did a sermon on farts but with slides and live demos would that be enough?
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Steven said:
Biped said:
Virgil said:
I know this is the NAAFI, yet I think it is the best place to gather souls for him.

The wisdom of Rev Robert Tilton.

"Oh, that's the opening of the windows of heaven."
He's a funny bloke, with a bit of a problem. TBH, if priests and the like just stuck to doing interesting farts instead of sermons, I'd be more inclined to go to church.
Interesting farts? In what way interesting - volume, staying power, nasal hair removing qualities, ability to hold a tune?

What about if they did a sermon on farts but with slides and live demos would that be enough?
Yes, volume would be a consideration, staying power (not following through), vomitability from the fragrance, tone - that's important, being able to vary the tone in interesting ways, being able to do a Spice Girls number would be good.

If the priest could do a live sermon, doing all of the above and punctuate the slide shows with a lighter, I'd be happy.

The congregation could take vomit bags and score cards.
 
#5
Biped said:
Steven said:
Biped said:
Virgil said:
I know this is the NAAFI, yet I think it is the best place to gather souls for him.

The wisdom of Rev Robert Tilton.

"Oh, that's the opening of the windows of heaven."
He's a funny bloke, with a bit of a problem. TBH, if priests and the like just stuck to doing interesting farts instead of sermons, I'd be more inclined to go to church.
Interesting farts? In what way interesting - volume, staying power, nasal hair removing qualities, ability to hold a tune?

What about if they did a sermon on farts but with slides and live demos would that be enough?
Yes, volume would be a consideration, staying power (not following through), vomitability from the fragrance, tone - that's important, being able to vary the tone in interesting ways, being able to do a Spice Girls number would be good.

If the priest could do a live sermon, doing all of the above and punctuate the slide shows with a lighter, I'd be happy.

The congregation could take vomit bags and score cards.
Think you might be onto a winner there. A sound plan to put bums on seats (or at least one bum cheek) in our churches again.
 

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