A plea for peace from your Good CO (God love him/her)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    As most of you are aware, I am Good CO, although I like to keep a low profile. Recent issues with our server have meant that the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter has not reached all of our loyal followers and that has got me pissed off.

    We do not want me pissed off, do we cupcakes?

    Thought not. So, my little chickadees…. What can we do to enhance your ARRSE experience?

    As your Good CO I live to serve. Straights I do.
  2. I heard Jarrod was asking for extra lube to enhance his ARRSE experience
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  3. Got my newsletter thanks xx
  4. Mine came through to my Blueberry, so I am assuming it's in my Hotmail account. No complaints here, oh wonderful one.
  5. Mine went to the HTC but its all blank.

    Love you xxxx
  6. Good CO Walt!
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  7. Get rid of AK one through AK69 (leaving AK47 as that might be fun)

    Could we get some way to see who is in Naafi chat, out side peak UK times, on the home page as you hit the site as I like to exchange quantum Mechanics questions with Dale and this is where we do it.
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  8. I didn't get mine you 'orrible northerner.

    I demand you despatch it post haste to the smoking area of the Longdon Bar you fuckin' rotter.

    *fuck me is that really his Facebook profile picture?*
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Supporting Scunthorpe is an IP ban. Watch it because you are THAT CLOSE to getting banned.

    Does anybody think that the ARRSE could benefit from a Flower Arranging Forum? Because I like flowers. And since I am Good CO, best you like flowers too, eh?

    Flowers. Anybody got a problem with flowers? Or arranging them?
  10. Got mine, thanks.
  11. Got mine today, although I am a bit miffed that Lady Thread (NO GSH SHOTS) NSFW III is not in the Top Threads. :safe:
    Still worse things happen at sea.
  12. You were rude to me once and so as part of the newsletter team I thought you could fuck right off. Call me, yah?
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I always liked you. Most people do not. But I always did.
  14. Don't tell people I'm nice - I've got a reputation to uphold.

    All my flowers are dead now, less for the orchid Barbarella got me, so I could rearrange 50 red roses and 50 freesias that are now departed from this world. RIP Birthday Flowers.
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  15. Have you watched Carry on Nurse and seen what they did with the daffodils?