Right I wasn't sure whether to go to the lonely hearts thread, social thread or Naafi. However, I feel that the fine gentlemen and ladies of this particular corner of the Arrse Forum may be able to help me with this. I am, very much, laying myself open to you all. I would really value some helpful advice. I have changed job recently (civvi job). I am now working in a new office with a new team and a lot of people I don't know. I therefore don't know how they will react. But, and this is the problem, I really want to bum the team secretary. This girl is phenomenal. Mid-30s, slim, tall, pretty and, from the revealing clothes she wears, her tits haven't even started giving in to gravity yet. They are like two rocks cradled in individual hammocks. Now, I work in an open plan office, so luring her away to the "stock room" is not a possibility. Neither are the bogs (because there is no discrete way to access them). Obviously there is also the issue of mrsBazzinho1977 not finding out. So, how do I go about getting a shag? Do I just wait for the christmas party, rohypnol her and leave her in a pool of blood at the local PremierInn? Or is there a more subtle way. To be honest, if its bind, gag and drug yet again this year, I might go insane. What should I do?