...a plane journey

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by clarabelle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

    Paddy ordered a whiskey.

    The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

    Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"