I was at a school today to give a talk about Remembrance Day and such to some classes and met two delightful young ladies, identical twins, obviously much loved by their parents.. so much so that they were named after their father.. Was all I could do to keep a straight face after being introduced to Flloydeen and Flloydeesha... still the one I felt most sorry for was a young girl who went by the moniker of " LA'SONJA" [ with the "J" pronounced as "Y" in proper hispanic tradition ] got me to thinking of all the unthinking parents out there who inflict names on their kids because they think its cute or ' speshul ' like... Dweezil Zappa??? Apple Paltrow?.or Wacko Jacko's tots; Prince Michael, Prince Michael Too and the bagheaded one...you can sort of expect that those types of stupid labels would come from the ' artsy set ' but other stuff just borders on the perverse.. .when did the trend among Black Afro American types to stick an extraneous letter and an apostraphe at some arbitrary point in names become fashionable? Is this some erroneous attempt at mimicing Dark Continent antecedents or ' Americanizing ' Zulu/Zhoshu, Masai traditional names? I assume that back in old Blighty the chav set have thier own unique cultural cognomens to instill that sheen of chavness on their offspring...." It's bleedin Arfur, innit! " what's the worst/dumbest name you have come across?