A Para turned up at my Barbie with a flag....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wet_blobby, Oct 6, 2012.

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  1. Bastard
     
  2. That's nothing, a Marine turned up at my Action Man with a Kazoo!
     
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  3. I had a budgie once that pulled all the feathers out of his bum
     
  4. You're so close to the piccy I want to post.....

    Sodding technology
     
  5. I had a budgie that lost one of its legs to the cat, so I made it a little peg-leg out of a Swan Vestas match.

    In retrospect, I should have removed the sand-paper from the bottom of the cage...
     
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  6. Come on. This is killing me. I'm so excited.

    It's fucking Saturday and I'm at my desk and this is the only thing I have to look forward to. I'm on tenter hooks.
     
  7. Was he 1st or 2nd battalion ?
     
  8. Fuck this ......... Im going for a wank
     
  9. I would say I'll join you but that doesn't sound quite right, especially when there's the word Para in the title of the thread.
     
  10. So what happened, did it catch fire and spoil the burgers?
     
  11. Was it this bloke? He turned up at my barbie and the Mrs was really pissed off. Knocked over the marinade. Cnut.
     

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