Dougie Hall and Freddie Shephard are out on 'The Toon' and having a great time. They finish up in Walker and stagger into a pub. Not a soul in it, so Dougie says, "Do you mind if we bring wor two dogs in?". The barman looks around, sees a distinct lack of custom and says, "Aye, why not, there's nowt doin' the neet". Freddie opens the door, leans out and shouts "Howway, girls you can both come into this one".