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A nice change for a Friday.

#5
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

<... surfing the oestrogen> If anything is going to make my ovaries explode it's piccys like that!

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute......
 
#8
shrew said:
<... surfing the oestrogen> If anything is going to make my ovaries explode it's piccys like that!
If anything is going to make you're ovaries explode it will be that weird sex pump you bought off the interweb. I've got that adapter you wanted by the way. PM me.
 
#9
RTFQ said:
If anything is going to make you're ovaries explode it will be that weird sex pump you bought off the interweb. I've got that adapter you wanted by the way. PM me.
... why thankyou. You left your special teddybear last night - you know your 'plushy' one.

Oh sorry - you said to pm you... oh well.
 
#13
cait said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
I was feeling all warm and fluffy reading that, then I saw this piccy and now have a blood engorged stem and swollen helmet

They are certainly sharing a post-coital experience.
I don't think it's anything affectionate though - I've found myself laying next to enough indignant women to recognise that expression on the goat's face:

"It's no good grovelling to me now, I told you I didn't want to try that, but did you listen? No. You make me sick RTFQ...er, I mean weird clingy old man"
 
#15
RTFQ said:
I don't think it's anything affectionate though - I've found myself laying next to enough indignant women to recognise that expression on the goat's face:
Goat? Goat? Either my, ahem, animal recognition skills are failing me or that's a horse. Although I have to say they both look fairly similar from the back end.....
 
#16
RTFQ said:
I don't think it's anything affectionate though - I've found myself laying next to enough indignant women to recognise that expression on the goat's face:

"It's no good grovelling to me now, I told you I didn't want to try that, but did you listen? No. You make me sick RTFQ...er, I mean weird clingy old man"
... Veg - have you already installed your webcam?
 
#17
Storeman Norman said:
RTFQ said:
I don't think it's anything affectionate though - I've found myself laying next to enough indignant women to recognise that expression on the goat's face:
Goat? Goat? Either my, ahem, animal recognition skills are failing me or that's a horse. Although I have to say they both look fairly similar from the back end.....
or is it a pony?
 
#20
What is "Cats'n'racks" all about?!!

Awwwwww I wanna pet now *stamps feet and pouts*


P.S that 'goat' is actually of the equine persuasion RTFQ, do you think that grandad there was misled and due to his bad eyesight paid large dollars for a 'rare-grey-goat-who-whinnies-and-comes-with-extra-long-swishy-tail-to-tickle-your-privates-with'....? : lol:
 

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