A news headline i didnt expect!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Honey_Badger, Jun 16, 2008.

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  1. Reminds me of the joke about the chap standing on the edge of the station platform. Railway official says: "You should stand behind that yellow line, sir, or the train will come past and suck you off."

    I'm guessing you already know the punchline.





    I'll get my anorak, flask and notebook full of engine numbers ... TAXI!
     
  2. Where it says in the news report that -

    "the lost dog was like family to me"

    does that mean he used to keep it in a cellar and f*ck its brains out a couple of times a week?

    Or am I confusing this story with some other kind of foreigners?
     

  3. Taxi for 1s sir?
     
  4. For some odd reason, I was expecting, "Gordon Brown leaves Dowining Street of his own free will". Silly me!
     
  5. haha, that would be nice! Unfortunately its only about a dog getting sucked up a road sweeper...i apologise! But then again it is the naafi bar!