A New Position

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Roy was out drinking with his mates and they were discussing the best shagging position.Roy decided that he liked the sound of the wheelbarrow. When he got home, he started playing around with his very fit looking, blonde partner. After a short while, they were both up for it and Roy says. "Jackie, I'd like us to try out the wheelbarrow position." Jackie says. "The wheelbarrow position? what's that then?" Roy tells her. "You lie face down and I stand between your legs, then I pick you up, stick it in and bingo...awaaay we go." Jackie says. "Sounds great, but promise me one thing." Roy says. "Like what?" The blonde replies. "We don't go past my parents house."