A new phenomenon called

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jun 20, 2013.

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  1. E-Mooning !!!!

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

    :) means a smile and

    :( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    :)

    :-(

    Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
    Here goes:


    (_!_) a regular ass


    (__!__) a fat ass


    (!) a tight ass


    (_*_) an ass hole


    {_!_} a swishy ass


    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my ass


    (_X_) leave my ass alone


    (_zzz_) a tired ass


    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass


    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass


    (_?_) Dumb Ass

    You have just been e-mooned!
     
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  2. If it's good enough for Piggy, it's good enough for Sausage!
     
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  3. I don't know if we are just behind the times or not mate, but they are new to me.
     
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  4. Totally new, I feel I have a new lease of life now, like an emotional weight's been lifted from my shoulders. From now on I can send the appropriate e-moon instead of crushing the buggers windpipe.
     
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  5. (xxx) Sexy arse?
     
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  6. One you can use for Skype texts is (mooning) including the brackets - it comes out as someone dropping his kecks.
     
  7. mooning-mooning-demotivational-poster-1228927427.jpg
     
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  8. Dysentery arse;

    (0)
    ^
    /**\
    /***\
    /****\
     
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  9. (O) Hermer's arse? (Or the ex wife's)
    ^
    l l
    OO
     
  10. The formatting only seems to work properly if you centre it;

    (0)
    ^
    /**\
    /***\
    /****\
     
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  11. Ha yeah mate, but close enough to get the idea.
     
  12. I thought that was a Dalek.
     
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  13. ( Ұ ) The front bottom.
     
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  14. :)yawnstretch:)

    Can't be arrsed. I call this fusion, emoti-e-mooning.
     
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  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    8===>


    cock!
     
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