A new noun required please.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 29, 2011.

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  1. I need a new noun to describe a person who jumps to the defence of someone who they think needs there help without asking that person if they actually want any help.
    Please remember this word will be used in mixed company.
     
  2. Voluntwat
     
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  3. Red_Square
     
  4. A Redgrave.
     
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  5. Van, for a part time knob, you give good thread (ha ha)
     
  6. A Costner, as in Kevin Costner from the body guard.
     
  7. A 'Parrot' as in 'Who rattled your cage' aka 'Who's talking to you, butt out'

    ...or a 'Watchman', as in a busy body shitbag neighbourhood watch type, judgemental cnut, who because, in their opinion something is wrong, will not accept that a) just maybe it isn't actually wrong and they may have made a mistake/jumped to the wrong conclusion?

    and b) 'Trouble sniffer' ala trouble shooter...someone who's own life is so mind numbingly dull with no dramas of their own to deal with, has to stick their snozz into someone else's business regardless of if the other person is actually dealing with the problem on their own or not....
     
  8. Sir Wankalot.
     
  9. A bono.
     
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  10. walkyrie

    walkyrie Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner - you have my vote Sir!
     
  11. Polio, for a full time cock, you don't (ha ha)
     
  12. Take it I'm a runner up then.....
     
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  13. I reckon that should do it.Thank you.