A New Baron to, hem Strike

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. Peter Mandelson, the Baron Vaseline. What's been up his arrse? Suggestions please. I merit an overripe watermelon.
  2. A bag of rusty claymores!!
  3. What worries me more is why you want,or need to know?
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Barbed wire, repeatedly. That's why it never smiles.
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The current Middle East mediator? I believe his name is Bliar.
  6. Well Van, I was actually shocked, nay, gobsmacked to learn that that slimy little hermer, who probably shares buttplugs with Peter Tatchell, has been elevated to the peerage, yet to a Baroncy. That must have been a big strain on the sphincter muscles indeed.

    Thrower, catcher, gargler? Or all of the aforementioned? No point in doing a real poll in the NAAFi, now is there?!!!!
  7. Frankly I suspect that somewhere he has a crackly, semen-encrusted picture of Joseph Goebbels.