Well Van, I was actually shocked, nay, gobsmacked to learn that that slimy little hermer, who probably shares buttplugs with Peter Tatchell, has been elevated to the peerage, yet to a Baroncy. That must have been a big strain on the sphincter muscles indeed.
Thrower, catcher, gargler? Or all of the aforementioned? No point in doing a real poll in the NAAFi, now is there?!!!!