a mothers love knows no bounds...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maguire, Aug 26, 2009.

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  2. Fcuk, Not told her husband yet, well the shit will hit the fan when she does!!!!!!
  3. the game for the whole family
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    she'll probably feel like a right wnaker.

    she's certainly felt a cokc, after all. :p
  5. Wonder is she uses her hand or mouth?

    How does he wipe his arse??
  6. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    D'ya reckon she swallowed :twisted:
  7. If she was cruel, she should bring him just to the point of the vinegar stroke then leave the veg lying there.
  8. With toilet paper just like everybody else.

    Though Mum probably has a hand in that as well.
  9. The term 'sexual abuse' comes to mind. Whose benefit is she really doing this for? Has she decided yet at what age she will decide to stop?!! :wink:
  10. I don't know about her but he hasn't come to a decision yet.
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I somehow get the idea the whole affair is still a bit of a way from a climax tbh.
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I wonder if she would lend me a hand.
  13. I imagine it went something like this...

  14. Did she lower herself down onto it?

    Do we have photo's of the Mother?

    Is she worth a length?

    Is her son worth one?
  15. Hands up who wants to play.