A mothers brave appeal, and a question

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  1. Full story from the Daily Hail

    Would you deflower a mong for charity? (needn't be male...)
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'd do it for free.
  3. Why doesn't she do it?

    Jack b1tch.
  4. Why not just start up a Down's syndrome only dating agency and match up the desperate applicants. Save on all those nasty diseases.
  5. You just know what he's going to do with the condom...
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I've been doing this for years.

    You should give it a go, it's different.
  7. wouldn't deflower a mong for charity for money yes!
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Down Syndrome down!!!
  9. Whats wrong with a bloke doing it anyway? It's not like the mong would know the difference or even have anything other than his dribble lubed hand to compare it to!

    This split arrse is too picky I'm afraid.
  10. He'd never manage to get a condom on, he'd be too busy blowing it up like a balloon.

  11. That made I larfffff.
  12. Jade should boff him as a final act of charity. Just Imagine the cum faces that pair would make.
  13. C'mon Jarrod, have a heart! This lad's mum wants him to have as rounded a life as possible. He also states on his profile that he is afraid of sex with older wimmin, so I reckon you should pop round and pop his cherry for him. Word of caution though - do not touch his laboon or stroke his moon head in an act of post -bumfun affection.
  14. a Max Clifford sandwich ?