A mong sells her soul (or has it sold for her)

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. I don't know what all the fuss is about, she used to give great ass to mouth.
  3. Prosecuting, Stuart Clarkson told Wolverhampton Crown Court the woman had an IQ of 52 and mild learning disabilities.

    The PM's missus will do anything for a fast buck won't she?
  4. If they're having money troubles, what's wrong with a job stacking shelves at Tesco's?

    Mind you if everyone in substantial debt in this country hired out their wives and girlfriends, the prospects for the economy might look quite different.
  5. Unfortunately I'm not sure that the strange (not to mention bloody scary) -looking chap could make nearly as much from his wife being employed as le mong de jour of Tesco...
  6. How about at the Deli counter?
  7. Reindeer salami?

    (Question: why do mongs typically have knitted jumpers in reindeer patterns?).
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Why not combine the two? trolley mong for the minimum wage, and a bunk up behind the loading bays for £50.00 a throw....

  9. ... throwing a mong????!!! Could be a new one for the London Olympics.
  10. Imagine all the dribble. Wonder if she has nice tits.
  11. So thats what Pentwyn does when she aint trolling on here
  12. Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
    How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
    Better stick to playing with guns.
  13. Can't have been the Wide Mouthed Frog, says that customers paid her cash and lets face it no one would pay for the WMF.
  14. You trawling for some squaddy c*ck?
  15. Twelve?