A mong sells her soul (or has it sold for her)

#3
Prosecuting, Stuart Clarkson told Wolverhampton Crown Court the woman had an IQ of 52 and mild learning disabilities.

The PM's missus will do anything for a fast buck won't she?
 
#4
If they're having money troubles, what's wrong with a job stacking shelves at Tesco's?

Mind you if everyone in substantial debt in this country hired out their wives and girlfriends, the prospects for the economy might look quite different.
 
#5
milsum said:
If they're having money troubles, what's wrong with a job stacking shelves at Tesco's?
Unfortunately I'm not sure that the strange (not to mention bloody scary) -looking chap could make nearly as much from his wife being employed as le mong de jour of Tesco...
 
#7
Reindeer salami?

(Question: why do mongs typically have knitted jumpers in reindeer patterns?).
 

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#8
DontMentionTheWar said:
milsum said:
If they're having money troubles, what's wrong with a job stacking shelves at Tesco's?
Unfortunately I'm not sure that the strange (not to mention bloody scary) -looking chap could make nearly as much from his wife being employed as le mong de jour of Tesco...
Why not combine the two? trolley mong for the minimum wage, and a bunk up behind the loading bays for £50.00 a throw....

:thumright:
 
#9
Mr_Fingerz said:
DontMentionTheWar said:
milsum said:
If they're having money troubles, what's wrong with a job stacking shelves at Tesco's?
Unfortunately I'm not sure that the strange (not to mention bloody scary) -looking chap could make nearly as much from his wife being employed as le mong de jour of Tesco...
Why not combine the two? trolley mong for the minimum wage, and a bunk up behind the loading bays for £50.00 a throw....

:thumright:
... throwing a mong????!!! Could be a new one for the London Olympics.
 
#10
Imagine all the dribble. Wonder if she has nice tits.
 
#12
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
 
#13
The_Cad said:
Prosecuting, Stuart Clarkson told Wolverhampton Crown Court the woman had an IQ of 52 and mild learning disabilities.

The PM's missus will do anything for a fast buck won't she?
Can't have been the Wide Mouthed Frog, says that customers paid her cash and lets face it no one would pay for the WMF.
 
#14
Emiline01 said:
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
You trawling for some squaddy c*ck?
 
#15
Emiline01 said:
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
Twelve?
 
#16
a_nony_mouse said:
Emiline01 said:
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
Twelve?
OK so women can't count when they're taking some sort of moral stance!
 
#17
Am I too late to be in the first 12??

no? (thank fcuks she can't count - silly mare)

Do I get a badge?
 
#18
just think of all the club card points you might get for the mong and you would still get charged extra for the bag on her head. just typical that
 
#19
Emiline01 said:
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
ooops...watch out lads...fluffy alert!
Now be nice... oh no hang on,isn't this the bit that says 'if you get offended don't come in'??? Feck that for a lark then.
Emiline might we suggest you read the other threads about mongs if you want to object,this one really is rather tame so far. You'll find MUCH more to be offended at in the other ones. Just being helpful doncha know....
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=13451.html
 
#20
rebel_with_a_cause said:
a_nony_mouse said:
Emiline01 said:
Congratulations ! You have all become the first twelve prime-time candidates for Assholes Anonymous.
How sad that 'Britains Finest' are so at war with women.
Better stick to playing with guns.
Twelve?
OK so women can't count when they're taking some sort of moral stance!
Hey speak for yourself :thumright:
 

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