Right it's 20!0 Hrs Im doing 70 on the near side lane M1 southbound approaching the entry ramp for Jnc 23 and vehicles start swerving and braking 200yds ahead a wagons brakelights light up and I can see that there is something verticle and mobile running back and forth across all three lanes. Fcuk me its a MONG dancing across the motorway. I brake come to a stop and sodo the cars in the other two lanes. Said Mong then proceeds to skip across the lanes and tries to jump in front of any vehicle that tries to get past him. A class one goes down the inside and he jumps infront of it, wagon goes all over the shop almost take my front end off. Police answer to my offer to get out an chin the cnut was "no sir you'd be putting yourself in danger"! I wont be at all supprised to hear that there has been a smash up in the tail back. If so Can said Mong be charged with endangering life and limb. What do you rekon, was he pissed off because he'd run out of ice cream? was he hoping an ice cream van would come along? or was he just looking for a ride in a police car with the pretty blue flashing lights on. Whatever the answer this Mlarrr is def a future candidate for the Darwin awards. Question. why do all Mlarrs dance like that?