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A memorable quote!

#1
Not sure if this has been posted previously as a search revealed nothing!

Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio about the torture of suspected terrorists -: his reply -'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.' He was promptly ejected, to loud applause

Fair enough!
 
T

trowel

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#2
Not sure if this has been posted previously as a search revealed nothing!

Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio about the torture of suspected terrorists -: his reply -'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.' He was promptly ejected, to loud applause

Fair enough!
This is one of those things that you really have to hope is true. It goes a small way to restoring faith in politicians.
 
#7
Originally Posted by MadRabKebab
Not sure if this has been posted previously as a search revealed nothing!

Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio about the torture of suspected terrorists -: his reply -'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.' He was promptly ejected, to loud applause

Fair enough!"


This is one of those things that you really have to hope is true. It goes a small way to restoring faith in politicians.
Dont know what party he represents but methinks he would face expulsion from the party when it was drawn to the attention of the Party chiefs, like this BBC NEWS | Politics | Tories disown cockler joke MP
 

Andy_S

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Memorable quote, eh? Hmmm.

"Sacred blue, my braves! It's a bit dusty in here and pas d'erreur!"
Boney,
Evening at Waterloo. 1815

"Gott in himmel, mein herren! It's a bit musty in here, and nein error!"
Adolf,
Upon entering ze bunker. 1945

"Flippin 'eck, Prime Minister! It's a bit rusty in here, and no propellor!"
The last member of the Royal Navy,
Upon entering our only mothballed and unfinished aircraft carrier, after a fishing boat-load of (slightly off-course) Somali pirates have seized the Isle of Wight. The Near Future.

Feel free to choose from the above.
 
#9
"Fuck me. That hurt"
Me, circa 1993. After smashing my head off the ceiling and landing flat on my back, when jumping down my friends stairs.
 

Andy_S

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
SNIP
I was gonna comment on " sacred blue" in stead of sacre bleu, but im sure our resident cheese monkey will be here shortly
SNIP

Er...ahem! That was done for what we in the trade call "humourous effect."

As was "my braves" rather than "mon braves." And to be completely honest with you, I am not sure if Der Fuhrer ever said, "Gott in himmell" in his life. But, well....

Anyhow.... I'll just slink off toward that minicab.
 
#16
"I really fancy seeing a show at the theatre." - Abraham Lincoln, 1865

"Put the top down, driver. It's a lovely day." - John F. Kennedy, 1963
 

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