I attended a meeting the other day to discuss the vexed problem of sanitation on our training areas. It appears that Trustees of some of the areas we use object to the deployment of the blue and white portaloos - spoils the countrysideâs aesthetic beauty, apparently. As I sat there listening to the various alternatives being discussed, such as cr*pping into black bags to constructing "long drops", it got me wondering how many other people are sitting/have sat through similar irrelevant meetings. As for me, why was I there? someone had to and sh*t happens (cus pun). The outcome? the meeting decided to form a WG to look into the problem (again, cus the pun). I guess the exam question is "what is the most bizarre/irrelevant meeting people have attended (EO presentations etc omitted)"? PS Just for the record, I do appreciate that sanitation is not a "dirty word"