A masterpiece of irony.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Banker, Aug 17, 2013.

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  1. Ha ha ha.
     
  2. Lumber jacks???

    Nice bit of editing!! not a drop of claret pumping from the amputation site..........WAHHHH
     
  3. He was hoping to give it a meaty treat later. Apparently shagging animals is traditional in that neck of the woods. I'd have thought you knew that FFS!
     
  4. Not convinced.
     
  5. Has it been sick yet? Poor animal.


    Oh, and please promise me it happened on a Friday during Ramadan :)
     
  6. Disarmed by a pig, eh?
     
  7. How long before we get the blame for this one. Just like the Killer Honey Badgers of Basra?
     
  8. Love this bit - One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept."My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey."

    So not at all like a badger then? Unless she means her husband? Surely not?