A Manhattan Nasal Wax

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by armchair_jihad, Nov 21, 2006.

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  1. Now then very soon I have to go to NYC to schmooze some Manhattan types – I am told through reliable sources that the current must have craze is a nasal hair wax, apparently its all the rage, hurts worse than road cone buggery first time, but guarantees that no nasal foliage disgusts the natives.

    Normally I don’t go in for this sort of ‘metro sexual’ thing but this time its business – any hints or suggestions from the floor? Any one know of any salons in Europe that can oblige? I don’t want to have it done while I am in the States in case they notice me crying like a girl while stemming a heavy nose bleed (I must not look like a first timer).

    Or should I post this in the Officers forum?
     
  2. Jesus that sounds like fun :cry: how do you get a wax strip up your nose?
    whats wrong with the good old braun nose and ear shaver.
    or my peronal favorite a big crusty bogey :D
     
  3. I am informed that clippers just don't do the job properly - and the type of New Yorker I'll be with can sense these things, a wax it has to be
     
  4. What kind of nasal fetish types do you work with then?
    Do you have to smell things for a living?...... i've got it your a perfume tester :wink:
     
  5. Armchair, I'm getting worried about you mate, that's two threads asking about the removal of hair. I think someone is taking the p1ss out of you.
     
  6. Try running out of fags and attempting to light a dog-end with a badly adjusted bic lighter.

    It gives the same result, but is a lot cheaper, and doesn't sound nearly as gay as having your nose waxed.
     
  7. Careful it can go horribly wrong.

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