A man came home....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DavidBOC, Jan 24, 2012.

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  1. A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
    midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
    The man suspects his wife of having an affair and he wants to catch her
    in the act.
    For $100 the cabby agrees.
    Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom,
    switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in
    bed with another man.
    The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
    The wife shouts "Don't do it. I lied when I told you I inherited
    HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
    HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
    HE paid for your season Red Sox tickets.
    HE paid for the house at the lake.
    HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly
    Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He
    looks over at the cabby and says
    "What would you do?"
    The cabby replies "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a
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