A Male Fairy Tale:

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Aug 23, 2011.

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  1. Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you

    marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived

    happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny

    long-legged big-boobed broads and hunted and fished and

    raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his

    age and drank whiskey, beer and BUNDADERG and never

    heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony. He

    banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam

    and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never

    got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and

    family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of

    money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

    The end
     
  2. 1973 called, it wants it's joke back
     
  3. WTF? You random, irrelevant shit.