A Male Fairy Tale:

old chef

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you

marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived

happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny

long-legged big-boobed broads and hunted and fished and

raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his

age and drank whiskey, beer and BUNDADERG and never

heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony. He

banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam

and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never

got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and

family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of

money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

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