A Male Fairy Tale

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess “Will you marry me?”

    The Princess said “NO!” & the Prince lived happily ever after & rode motorcycles & farted & banged skinny, big-titted, broads & hunted & fished & raced cars & went to naked bars & dated women half his age & drank whiskey, beer, & rum & never heard bitching & never paid child support, or alimony, & banged cheerleaders & kept his house, & guns, & never got cheated on while he was at work & all his friends & family thought he was as fookin’ cool as hell & he had tons of money in the bank & left the toilet seat up.

    The end.

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  2. Sort of like Nero then? Top bloke. :)
  3. You are Gavin Henson and I claim my £5! However you are also still in denial and I was one of the seventy three anonymous men who banged Charlotte on your wedding anniversary*...oh and you're shoite at karaoke.

    *No it doesn't matter which one you perma-tanned freak! We did it every year as a sort of reunion too...