A load of pants!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cavalier, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. It's true, now you can go away for weeks on end without fear of your underwear getting all gopped up with body fluids and unsightly odours!!!!:

  2. Yeh ! Whats new. I don't bother changing mine until I've scratched my balls out and /or when the arrse is stiff as a skateboard.
  3. Those are the ones I look for in the Oxfam shop
  4. Yeh ! Big deal. I steal mine from tramps before I wear them.
  5. i was wondering who was stealing my pants....
  6. ...ok...ok....well when I finish with the pants, I put them back onto the tramp I took them off in the first place and replace them with the pants I put on him years before.

    You should see a girls face when she goes down on me !
  7. Looks like the base element in any good exercise grot contest has just gone up the sh*tter.

    Bigdick - definately Kate Silverton
  8. Do you think Kate Silverton has skidders in her pants ? I have written to her many times asking her to send me an old pair of her pants, having worn them for 2 weeks until the slug trail has crusted up....yum. Alas, the Court Order means I cannot write to her any more.
  9. Yeah but wouldn't you get a yeast infection wearing them over and over without washing them.
  10. I just wear my wifes (or the neighbours if she hangs hers out on the washing line).
  11. Yeast infections.....could I make bread from a pair of her panties ?

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  12. Isnt that washing machines are for, they are quite funny really, they take the pish out your pants!
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