A Load of Bull

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Markintime, Aug 19, 2010.

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  1. Just saw it on the news, good for the bull!
    Well, until they killed it anyway.
  2. Well done the bull! If the bull had a chance of winning maybe this disgusting spectacle would be acceptable, but.......................

    No, I am not a 'Bleeding Heart'. I am, like so many in this country, someone who does not appreciate a totally unequal contest. (I nearly said 'bullying').
  3. oh how I laughed, shame the bull didn't take a couple with him I can't believe in 2010 and this is still going on.
  4. Shock horror, someone get me the smelling salt's...I agree with Lsquared...................*faints*
  5. How can you say that? Don't you appreciate the noble spectacle of a mighty beast getting into the audience and chasing some fat b@stard round the arena while he sh1ts himself with fear before quite literally getting the horn?

    This could be the renaissance of bullfighting. Instead of some poof in a spangly suit and too, too tight trousers fighting a half dead bull, set a fresh bull among the audience. I, for one would sign up to watch this on pay per view while shouting "¡ole!" every time some fekkin', inbred, Spanish retard gets a prostate exam carried out by a ton of future hamburgers.
  6. I have had my fair share of holidays in Spain, but I have never been to a bullfight. The reason, physical cowardice. I know that after a few San Miguels I would be cheering the bull on, and to be honest I don`t really fancy being lynched by a crowd of sadistic, bloodthirsty Spaniards.
  7. It'd be a great way of solving the prison overcrowding problem. 'Give them... THE GAMES!'
  8. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Coolio Crash-Bandicoot Wellard Jack-Daniels O'Pikey
    Commander of the armies of dolescum of the North
    General of the feeling-poorly-gizza-biffchit legions
    Loyal servant to the true emperor, Stellus Artois
    Father to countless sons and daughters
    Husband to a battered wife
    And I will have my vengeance, in this life or on parole.
  9. Easy compromise between those who are pro and anti bull-fighting. Let it continue, except change the rules so that the matador has to be unarmed and naked. Like the bull. Could work for fox-hunting as well - no horses, no dogs, no red tunics. Just a crowd of nudists running through the woods :)
  10. Sounds horrible!
  11. That already happens, its called Dogging.

  12. :) :) - 'pg' I had you down as a serious subscriber to ALL things Euro, but glad you dislike this primitive practice. :) :)
  13. There's something deliciously and perversely ironic about the whole thing.

    Apparently a 10 yr old boy was injured when the bull fell on him, wtf are kids doing there? If it was a scene from a film such activities wouldn't be allowed at that age.