How can you say that? Don't you appreciate the noble spectacle of a mighty beast getting into the audience and chasing some fat b@stard round the arena while he sh1ts himself with fear before quite literally getting the horn?
This could be the renaissance of bullfighting. Instead of some poof in a spangly suit and too, too tight trousers fighting a half dead bull, set a fresh bull among the audience. I, for one would sign up to watch this on pay per view while shouting "¡ole!" every time some fekkin', inbred, Spanish retard gets a prostate exam carried out by a ton of future hamburgers.
I have had my fair share of holidays in Spain, but I have never been to a bullfight. The reason, physical cowardice. I know that after a few San Miguels I would be cheering the bull on, and to be honest I don`t really fancy being lynched by a crowd of sadistic, bloodthirsty Spaniards.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Coolio Crash-Bandicoot Wellard Jack-Daniels O'Pikey
Commander of the armies of dolescum of the North
General of the feeling-poorly-gizza-biffchit legions
Loyal servant to the true emperor, Stellus Artois
Father to countless sons and daughters
Husband to a battered wife
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or on parole.
Easy compromise between those who are pro and anti bull-fighting. Let it continue, except change the rules so that the matador has to be unarmed and naked. Like the bull. Could work for fox-hunting as well - no horses, no dogs, no red tunics. Just a crowd of nudists running through the woods
I've always been against bullfighting because of the barbaric nature of the sport and the fact the bull really doesn't have a sporting chance. It's not even as if the bull will be spared if it puts up a great fight.
I enjoy the Camargue bullfighting though, where men run across the ring in front of the bull and try to snatch a purse from between its horns.