Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Aug 30, 2012.
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Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.
Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings.
Without a sideways glance, Robbie pulls aside her G-String,
and bonks her senseless!
He stands back and tells Elton, "Your turn!"
Elton bursts into tears.
"What's up?" asks Robbie.
Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"
I was strolling down memory lane with Mrs BM last Sunday when she says, "Ooh, that field looks familiar, isn't that where we first made love 30 years ago?" "It is my darling," I reply, "would you like to re-enact that lovely moment where I pushed you up against the fence, ripped your knickers off and shafted you mercilessly?" "Ooh, yes please!". Afterwards, I asked her, "how was that then?". "Bloody fantastic, the best sex I've ever had darling! Much better than the first time 30 years ago, mind you, the fence wasn't electrified then!"
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