I was strolling down memory lane with Mrs BM last Sunday when she says, "Ooh, that field looks familiar, isn't that where we first made love 30 years ago?" "It is my darling," I reply, "would you like to re-enact that lovely moment where I pushed you up against the fence, ripped your knickers off and shafted you mercilessly?" "Ooh, yes please!". Afterwards, I asked her, "how was that then?". "Bloody fantastic, the best sex I've ever had darling! Much better than the first time 30 years ago, mind you, the fence wasn't electrified then!"