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A little Boy

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A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly gets off, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."