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A License to Shoot Burglars

I'd willingly pay for a licence to shoot one. I assume they wouldn't let you take more than a brace at one go. Like that chap the other week.

A Pikieskin rug would look nice in front of the woodburner....... covered in ginger fur and badly spelled tattoos, it would look like a dislexyic orang- utan from a distance, but it would give you a warm feeling you would not be harming a species whose extinction you would miss.

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