A large portion.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. I went into the chippie today and said, "One large fish and chips please mate?"

    He said, "Wrapped?"

    I said, "Give me a large mother-fucking fish, hit me with some chips bitch, one time"
  2. A Jock went into the same Chippie and asked for a bag of chips.

    "75 or 95" asked the bloke.

    "If yer gonnae fuckin' count them ye can fuck off!"