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A knock at the door

A woman was at home ironing her husbands shirts, when there was a knock at the door.
When she opened it a man was standing there and he asked "Do you have a vagina?" Shocked, she slammed the door in his face.
Later the same morning there was another knock at the door,
she opened it and the same man was there, again, he asked, "Do you have a vagina?"
She was so upset that she phoned her husband at work. When he heard her story he became so angry that he decided to return home immediately .
Later that evening there was a knock at the door. The husband said quietly to his wife "I'll hide behind the door, if it's the same guy, answer 'yes' to his question, because I want to find out what he's really up to.
She opened the door...Sure enough the same guy is stood there,
again he asked her "Do you have a Vagina?
"Yes" the woman replied.
"Good,...in that case, tell that c**t of a husband of your,s to start using it and tell him to leave my wife's alone... Otherwise I'll rip his f**ing balls off"

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