Whilst walking back from my local pub, a cahp, apparant age 25, stopped me and said, "lads where can I get some weed" So, being the helpful chap I am, I said " try asking a criminal" He replied, " I'm just out of the army, I really need some gear" As I repressed the urge to kill this git, I asked... Which regiment....? He said " Staffordshire Regiment" So I said " A proud Regt with a proud history, dont disgrace it by looking for Drugs" He said "I'm not I just want......." At that point I walked off before I got the hump. FFS What the feck is going on! Comments please o electronic brothers/sisters, save me from despair!